Well back when I was seventeen
I could eat almost anything
But now those Doritos I ate
Have become an unwelcome guest
Just because it's easy to eat
Don't mean it's easy to digest
And when I had turned twenty-one
Drinking all night was lots of fun
But that last tequila shot
Has burned a hole in my chest
Just because it's easy to drink
Don't mean its easy to digest
Years later that tequila flows
And I still crave Doritos
But when tomorrow comes
I'll feel so grotesque
Just because it was so easy
Don't mean it's still easy to digest
